1. I really like building things
2. I really like to machine tighten by hand
3. I am stronger than the average person, but consequently get yelled at more aggressively than the average person by boot camp instructors
4. Mondays are, in fact, highly manic
5. If I were to die young, the title of my biography (should someone write one) would be “Intense but Short”
6. Writing nonsense is, hands down, my favourite passtime and there is NOTHING in this world that I like more, other than pretending that I am SheRa Princess of Power as a defense mechanism to the scathing and mundane reality of daily life
7. Thirteen years go by really fast and come back really fast
8. If you leave a bottle of white wine in the freezer for 24 hours, you will not have to uncork it manually, but you will have to circumvent some kind of residue should you decide to ingest it
9. 750 ml is a lot of water and not enough wine
10. Dr. Phil is a jackass and deserves to be subjected to his own pedantic, paternalistic methodology. Two words: CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE, Bitch! (I mean 3…)
11. Sundays suck. But Mondays… Mondays are my favourite of all nights. Mondays are Valhalla. Mondays inspire creativity. Mondays make Sunday nights worth it.
12. I make myself laugh…profusely.
13. My obsession with SheRa has brought me more fame than anything else I’ve ever lusted after.
